The truth behind the sad issue is that Oswin is indeed a boy, who has queried his sexuality for some years and now, and trapped in a ‘dream world’ where he could create his soufflés and other ‘very ‘girlie’ things. He also created his own world and projected himself, from this world, as his sister. As a real genius (his twin sister is of course, also a genius)
He managed to use the dalek technology to change the tone and project his voice as that of his sister.
Now, far away in another corner of the universe, in a distant ‘Galaxy’, past ‘Mars’ and beyond the ‘milky way’, in a drifting space craft ‘Tobler – one’ which used to be a universally famous roaming confectionery shop – (see how the planets have been named after sweets) his sister ‘Sowin’ (their mother was a famous dress maker to the stars) was pining for the loss of her brother and she decides to put a call out across the universe for help with finding her lost brother.
Using the family genius she gathered all the cone shaped walnut whips, eating the walnuts as they are brain food (ever looked at a walnut closely ?) she licked clean the chocolate cones (see special adult DVD extras) and then with a million chocolate cones she wired up her I-spacePOD to the cones and she took steps to reach for the stars. She then took steps, reach for the stars from her I-spacePOD as it had always been a crap song and she never knew why she kept it on there anyway.
The space that this created on her I- space POD was just enough to record a voxtransmit “Searching for Oswin, searching for Oswin” and she wired her IspacePOD to the onboard PA system using her hair grips and Blasted the voxtransmit into space. Mission accomplished, she thought about the distance that this voxtransmit would travel it made her smile, which was ironic because smile is the longest word in the universe – there is a mile between the first and last letter.
A certain Doctor naturally picks up the voxtransmit in seconds as Oswin had been on his mind, or more like in his mind ever since, well, last Saturday tea time.
He sets the controls for the source of the voxtransmit and steers a steady if slightly wobbly course. He wondered if this was another dalek trap but then remembered – they do not know who I am – so I can just land exactly where I want without fear……
In a faraway place with a strange sounding name – the planet earth – the Ponds had just finished making up – which reminded Amy of the Doctors words last time he was in her bedroom – Have I come too soon ? But still at least she had someone to make the tea again. Rory ran back up the stairs, dropping the teas as he ran into the room – You will never guess what I just heard on radio 2 Chris Evans was crapping on about his cars again and a voice cut straight across him, and it was Oswin, without a doubt, but she was saying “searching for Oswin - which is weird – but then she is female”
Pond just rolled her eyes, stared Rory down (again) shook her head and said “Right, the last time the doctor was in this bedroom”, “when was that” queried Rory “ Oh never mind” Pond said quickly, the Doctor told me that if ever I need to be exactly where he is in space and time I just need to stand under the shower and turn both taps in the wrong direction very quickly, as he has turned the shower into a ‘personal space & time voidal eliminating transferring device’ and we will be exactly where he is in seconds.
“And I just bet the Doctor is already on the way, if not, already with the source of that message now. Quick Rory, lets go”
They both ran to the bathroom, jumped in the shower and grabbing a tap each, they yanked each tap in the wrong direction…….
The Doctor, in his comfort zone, fully confident, with no fear of the daleks, was just about to land at the source of the message…” an old confectionery ship – well Oswin was a sweetie – this should be fun”. As the Tardis stopped making that annoying noise as it came to a halt, the Doctor, free of fear at last took both handles of the Tardis doors, “Can’t wait to tell the Ponds about this”….. He swung both doors open will all his might and shouted “Ta Dah”….
The Left Tardis door caught Amy just above her right eye, and cracking bone slid into her brain killing her instantly, The right side door caught Rory on the nose as he was bending down to tie his shoe lace, pushing his nose up into his brain, killing him instantly. The Doctor Fell to his knees, with his hands covering his face, my paintwork, I will never get this blood off my lovely blue doors. He looked down at the two lifeless bodies and to his astonishment they started to glow with a bright light – “but, but you cannot regenerate” he cried…. As he watched their bodies slowly change, the red hair turning blonde and Rory’s hair turning dark until eventually, Tennant & Piper lay dead on the floor….”You bastards” the Doctor screamed “all those tears from thousands of children and you never really left the bloody show, you heartless bastards”……tears ran down his face, (the tear on the right side made a bolt for it and won by a fair distance)
“Oh my God” this petite dark haired girl looked at the Doctor, “you have killed them both”…The Doctor hung his head and simply said “Sadly, they just wanted too much money, it had to be done, BBC budgets and all that….still, enough about them, you are looking Fab Oswin”
“Oswin, I am not Oswin. Has he been wearing my bloody clothes again? I am Sowin, looking for my brother Oswin”
The Doctor looked at her carefully…reached out a hand and simply said “Ah, indeed, you must be Oswin’s sister, he must have turned himself into you in his dream world when he was alone on that planet. He was a genius, and I bet you are too. You are now free to join me with your excellence and together we will be an amazing force to defeat all evil across the whole universe”
The pretty girl looked into his eyes and said how can you know all that – “cause I read the script several times love and you must be my new companion as you are well fit and they never choose fat bloaters over the age 25, must keep the visuals attractive” She looked at him with tears in her eyes….”but my Brother, he is my twin, I feel he is so lost, I need to find him, please take me to him”…“No point love, he was blown to bits but at least he was not human when he died, they had turned him into a Dalek, so it was all for the best”…………
AND so begins a new Chapter and this is how Amy & Rory (or really David & Billie) met their end (again) and the new companion was found – simple.
Or the writers could be lazy and just say “She had a twin sister”
I think it’s fair to say that my Dad is PRETTY AWESOME. He actually sat and typed this out this morning. What a legend.
so I go to my dash and all I see is stuff from the Avengers gag reel.
OMFG I’M IN HEAVEN
I’ve been tagged by Olly!
I’ve done this before, so I’ll just be answering questions :)
1. If you could live in space, would you?
2. What is your favourite book and did it make you cry?
3. You can meet 2 people in all history, who are they?
4. What is one food you wouldn’t eat even if you were stranded?
5. Are you a morning person, night owl or Anderson?
6. Someone gives you 1 million pounds, what do you do?
7. You have a choice. You can draw really well or you can write really well, which do you choose and why?
8. What three countries would you visit if you could?
9. Have you ever watched anime?
10. What is your favourite video game character and why?
11. How much do you love Tumblr on a scale 1-10?
I’ve been tagged by Lauren!
1. Have you ever collected anything? (Coins, stamps, etc.)
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? If at all.
3. What book are you currently reading?
4. In the world of fiction, are there any endings to books/episodes/films you’d like to change? If so, what are they and how would you change them?
5. Did you just lose the game? (Apologies if you have no clue what that means.)
6. Can you speak any other languages? Even if it’s just a little bit?
7. FMK: Martin Freeman, David Tennant, Tom Felton.
8. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
9. Is there anyone you miss right now or wish to see?
10. It’s the last day before the world ends - what do you do?
11. You’ve been given the power to put yourself in any book, TV show or film - which do you choose and why?
1. What are 3 random facts about yourself?
2. Do you play any video games, if so, what are you currently playing?
3. Do you prefer Films, TV or Books, and why?
4. If you could choose to be ANY race, from anything (e.g Elf, Timelord) what would you choose and why?
5. Are you any good at dancing?
6. FMK: Benedict Cumberpatch, Matt Smith, David Tennant.
7. You’re facing two rooms. Russel T Davies is in one room, and Steven Moffat is in the other. You get to go in ONE room, for half an hour. Which do you choose and why? (No you can’t blow a hole in the wall to connect the rooms.)
8. What’s your nickname if you have one?
9. Life wish?
10. You’ve been given the power to time travel, but only once. Future or past, what do you choose, where do you go, and why?
11. Do you like Tea?
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